Bush Blows Own Horn (Nobody Else Will)

Speaking at the annual TWITCH* convention in Lynchburg, VA, last week, the President wanted the audience to know that the whitehouse was doing everything it could to guarantee another tsunami disaster would be averted. From quadrupling the budget and collective observation range of the tidal wave-predicting department, to offering government spending vouchers to Christian organizations that promised to ask God in their prayers to prevent such disasters from befalling His children.

* Theologians Who Ignore the Teachings of CHrist.