Saturday, January 15, 2005

Bush Blows Own Horn (Nobody Else Will)

Speaking at the annual TWITCH* convention in Lynchburg, VA, last week, the President wanted the audience to know that the whitehouse was doing everything it could to guarantee another tsunami disaster would be averted. From quadrupling the budget and collective observation range of the tidal wave-predicting department, to offering government spending vouchers to Christian organizations that promised to ask God in their prayers to prevent such disasters from befalling His children.

* Theologians Who Ignore the Teachings of CHrist.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your worst blog entry ever.

You suck.

I wish you would quit writing and just die (like your talent).

12:06 AM  
Blogger Mitch said...

Looks like Karl Rove got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. But I guess when you've got a diamond encrusted mace jammed up your rectum, rolling must be pretty painful.

Little does anonymous bait boy know that Thom already is dead! That's how he comes up with the funny all the time... you see, he sold his sould to the devil in exchange for the funny. Just in case you didn't know... the rest of the story.

1:22 PM  

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