Mayberry Link to Abu Ghraib

Two more disturbing (AP) headlines: 
U.S. Reports 94 Cases of Prisoner Abuse  and
Don Knotts' Hometown Planning Tribute.
Coincidence? Or have all those years of verbally and physically abusing Otis in the Mayberry sheriff's holding cell finally caught up with Deputy Fife? Is the hometown tribute a clever ruse by authorities to catch the wiley Knotts?

Recently, Knotts has been hiding out in Beverly Hills, performing in regional theater with fellow comic Tim Conway.

You can't escape the vice of justice, Don. The Patriot Act never sleeps. Turn yourself in and make it easier on everybody.