Ronstadt is So Punk Rock

At a Vegas casino, Linda Ronstadt caused drunken conservatives who have difficulty expressing their emotions to embrace their inner anarchist simply by mentioning the magical name "Michael Moore." Reuters reports:   

Ronstadt, who had been hired for a one-show engagement Saturday night at the Las Vegas Strip casino, dedicated a performance of "Desperado" to Moore and his controversial documentary, which criticizes President Bush and the U.S.-led war in Iraq.
 
That dedication angered some Aladdin guests who spilled drinks, tore down posters and demanded their money back, said casino spokeswoman Sara Gorgon.

 
Nice American family values -- go to a casino, get lit up and start acting like you're in a Bam Margera demo tape.
 
In a related story, polls indicate that Bush leads Kerry five-to-one amongst uneducated wife-beating fans of crappy 70s country pop music.