Is Dennis Culver Day at Risk from Terror?

Tom Ridge and other Bush appointees want to look into postponing the election in the case of a terrorist strike -- or at least until Bush's poll numbers rise. How convenient for them.
 
If they were really serious about making America safe, why aren't they concerned about an even greater national institution, Dennis Culver Day?
 
Hard to say when terrorists will strike, especially since we have yet to specify a date or location for Dennis Culver day. But as soon as we do pick a date, by all means stay at home and hide in your basement with duct tape, hard-boiled eggs, your Mad Magazine collection and bottled French water -- there's no need to be a hero.