Monday, September 08, 2008

McCain's Steaming Pile of Cabinet Choices

John McCain hasn't announced who he plans to pick for his cabinet, if he wins the election, but he has promised to include a Democrat.

Hmmm... a Democrat in the McCain cabinet. Who could it be? Who might he pluck from the across the aisle to represent the voice of the liberals and provide transparent balance to his conservative agenda?

Why, of course, it will be the sack of shit disguised as a Connecticut Democrat, now turned independent, but actually a closet war-mongering, lobbyist-loving, old-school politico Republican in Democrat's clothing. The stench from his betrayal to his party, which still surrounds him, will fit right in with the rest of McCain's cabinet choices, I'm sure, especially if McCain just fills those seats with the faithful from the past two Bush administrations.

Joe Leiberman is a steaming pile of poop
If that day comes, John McCain will be able to look around the table at any given cabinet meeting and say those words he has longed to say in honor of his enemy-turned-biggest-supportor, "Heckuva job, Brownie. Heckuva job."


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