Monday, March 26, 2007

Creationists Getting Creative

Oh, those whacky Christian and Muslim literal creationists. They're inventing more and more creative methods for spreading their myths. Now the scientists of France are banding together to do battle with them.

When will the scientists and the Abrahamic creationists realize that they're both wrong? The truth is that the world was created about nine hundred years ago by a monochromatic beaver.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man sprung forth from a beaver and he's been trying to get back ever since.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It makes sense. The Beaver is the great and powerful not to mention well-toothed bringer of life and fire. Meanwhile, Eddie Haskell is the great temptor luring us to unspeakable acts. Especially you Alberto Gonzales.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beaver is my copilot.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous chuggs said...

Let go and let Beaver.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Foot Soldiers for Beaver said...

Beaver bless America.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beaver is love.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Phelps said...


7:32 AM  
Anonymous Church of Latter Day Beavers said...

I warmed the globe, but Eddie Haskell made me do it. I swear to Beaver.

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bringing in the beaves.
Bringing in the beaves.
We will come rejoicing,
bringing in the beaves!

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter, but HIS boss is a North American monochromatic Beaver.

7:40 AM  

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