Creationists Getting Creative
Oh, those whacky Christian and Muslim literal creationists. They're inventing more and more creative methods for spreading their myths. Now the scientists of France are banding together to do battle with them.
When will the scientists and the Abrahamic creationists realize that they're both wrong? The truth is that the world was created about nine hundred years ago by a monochromatic beaver.
posted by Phelps on Monday, March 26, 2007
9 Comments:
Man sprung forth from a beaver and he's been trying to get back ever since.
It makes sense. The Beaver is the great and powerful not to mention well-toothed bringer of life and fire. Meanwhile, Eddie Haskell is the great temptor luring us to unspeakable acts. Especially you Alberto Gonzales.
Beaver is my copilot.
Let go and let Beaver.
Beaver is love.
WWBD?
I warmed the globe, but Eddie Haskell made me do it. I swear to Beaver.
Bringing in the beaves.
Bringing in the beaves.
We will come rejoicing,
bringing in the beaves!
My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter, but HIS boss is a North American monochromatic Beaver.
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