Friday, November 05, 2004

Bush Wins... Dollar's Value Drops Like Shit from a Crawford Steer

Reuters reports that the dollar dropped to record lows against the euro on Friday, succumbing to negative sentiment and erasing all of the U.S. currency's earlier gains.
Meanwhile, President Bush reiterates, "I've earned capital in this election, capital, and I'm going to spend it for what I told the people I'd spend it on..."
We've got news for you, George. That capital is worth the least it's been worth in nine years. You better spend it quick before it's value drops even more.


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