Thursday, August 19, 2004

You Write the Book

What could this book be about? Is it a political thriller, a memoir, a manifesto for elbow-room world domination, a cook book for duck, a collection of love sonnets?
You decide.
Post a comment with your summary of "The DaCheney Code."

You never know, maybe the summary submitted that we like the best will win a limited edition Dennis Culver Day t-shirt.


Blogger Matt said...

Phelps, you're brilliant

5:31 PM  
Blogger djphelps said...

You commie, pinko, hippie freaks are runnin' down our country! I'm not gonna stand for it anymore - you see, when we get riled, and I mean rirled, there's a hole can of whoop ass that gets opened up on you boys - you get me? I'm so upset I could spit - in fact I'm spitting on my screen right now - big, sticky loogies - that'll teach ya! And further more, what about the Children? Ever since I started reading your site I've picked up this rash. The doc says I gotta stop itching it, but how's that possible - I'm gonna go whup his ass later this afternoon. Meanwhile I'm gonna scratch my rash and try to figure out how I got these shingles, and then I'm gonna find you boys, tie you up, and teach you the meaning of Amrecia - you get me? I'm proud to be an american, where at least I know I'm free - and I'll stand up - 'cause I also got the 'roids - which I think are also a plot by the El Queda boys by puttin something in our water - that Asamo Ben Laden is really getting my blood riled up - like drinking a whole case of sasparilla...

7:45 AM  
Blogger DaPres said...

This book is great. Cheney continues his sock puppet world domination vision to turn everyone in the galaxy into a sock puppet. I'm sure you remember in the first book, Sock Puppet President, he shared his techniques on the best types of socks to use, blending colors and the best stitching techniques.

In his latest book, Cheney gives YOU practical advice about how to help him create a world of sock puppets by turning everyone around you into one. His best advice - follow in the footsteps of Bush by never reading newspapers, watching world news, and making sure you go to bed by 10PM everynight. NOTE: As I'm sure you recall, Bush has always been upset with Clinton (meow) because he would stay up past his bedie-bye time to read, naturally he could speak clearly, he watched multiple channels of news daily and was really in tune with the world. And of course he was able to get a BJ in the White House – which Bush could never get. It's an old rivalry folks.

Background: Cheney lived in a small village in Burundi as a child between 1823 and 1840. This is where he learned sock puppetry. It's amazing what you can learn when you are starving. Today you can still catch some of his famous puppet plays put on by the little brats in the Makamba and Gisuru. Little do they know that seeing world suffering has not made DaCheney want to help the world and those suffering - he wants to turn each and everyone into into a sock puppet.

9:51 AM  
Blogger Phelps said...

"A riveting insight..." says Barry Segal of The LA Weekly Sun Daily.
"A masterpiece of wit!" exclaims Raphaella Benzini of The Tuscana Times.
The DaCheney Code is a non-stop thriller about a young Wyoming Republican embroiled in a government conspiracy to change the political landscape of the world through corporate espionage, domestic deceit, manipulation of the news media, and ritualistic cannibalism that spans 30 years of planning, scheming, and devil worship.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're damn right he's brilliant ! Dr. David Phelps is
the most intelligent person I've ever met. Not sure
where he came up with some of his comments, but you can
damn well believe I'm 100% behind him. He's light years
behind all of us.

4:59 PM  

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