Wednesday, August 18, 2004


(AP) In Austin, TX, today a panel of religious experts weighed a question with relevance to many people of faith: How would Jesus vote?
I've got the answer for you, and I'm not even a theologian: He wouldn't vote. First off, you need a mailing address to be a registered voter, and "walkin' from one place to another spreadin' the Word" doesn't count. Second, when the registrar asks Him if He's a citizen, He'd probably say something profoundly vague like, "Verily, my kingdom is not of this world."
...Author James C. Moore offered his view to the crowd of clergy and lay leaders at the conference: "If ever there were a bleeding-heart liberal, it was Jesus Christ. I think the carpenter from Galilee was the original Democrat."


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