Monday, August 16, 2004

More Lies from Lying Liars

Evil Republicans will stop at nothing, including lying about the record of a confirmed war hero. Pathetic.

Here is the real poop about John Kerry’s fitness for command:

Every member of his own crew – the people who know him best and served the closest to him – support his candidacy.

The book “Unfit for Command,” is a smear campaign brought about by jealous wannabes with a conservative political agenda. Shame on you all. And poop on you, I declare, poop on all of you!

The commanders who have said some questionable things about Kerry’s record – some 35 years later – are the same commanders who wrote glowing commendations of him. Either they’ve gone senile and should not be exploited a la Charleton Heston, or are big fat lying liars. I poop on you, too.

I know you conservative robots hate that he protested the war and threw away his medals, but come on, W spent the war on a golf course. I’d rather have a president who is well-reasoned enough to change his opinions for the betterment of this country than a president who so blindly clings to his ideology that he’s forsaken the most basic American values. Who is really unfit for command? And unfit to for me to even poop on. To poop on such an inarticulate monkey would be an insult to poop. You give poop a bad name, George W.

MoveOn has a petition to send to W about these new lies. Not that he’ll read the petition, because well, he can’t read.


3 Comments:

Blogger God of History said...

Talk about a stupid commentary. Next thing you know your revisionist types will be telling us that Monica was never even in the White House, let alone the Oval Office toilet!

Speaking of poop, most fitness reports for officers are glowing. All officers, except for the occassional fuck-up, get nothing but glowing reports. In fact, not getting a glowing report can make you even more promotable than a glowing report. Those who don't get their guys and gals killed, or who rescue the occassional POW, or stand up to the brass, are much better officers in combat than the typical guy who gets that glowing report.

As far as his actual shipmates lending him their support - only one of those guys actuall offered his support for Kerry's campaign, and he only served two weeks on Kerry's boat. Probably when Kerry was out hunting up and down rivers for the Bob Hope USO Show. Which was apparently being held in Cambodia that particular Christmas!

I throw poop on you and your horrendous incapacity to divine the military mind. I throw poop into a fan blowing your direction on your dogmatic adherence to the obvious lies spread by those who want Hillary elected in 2008. And may the fleas of 10,000 camels, infected with west nile virus, find their way into your office when you have the doors locked and the window coverings drawn. And may you be exposed by your accomplice in this blog as he brings the new gals from the secretary pool through on their "get aquainted" tour!

3:14 PM  
Blogger Phelps said...

Seems like you struck a nerve with the God of History. The question will be, how will this play out ten years from now? Twenty? Let's wait and see, then we can see who the revisionists are...

4:14 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Yeah, you're right TGOT, revisionism... oh wait, what's this from the conservative rag the Washington Times:

Kerry%2C ex-crew mates cruise in Boston Harbor -- The Washington TimesI guess we should vote for a Republican with real Vietnam experience. Oh wait, there are none.

God of Thunder, why do you hate America so much? You should move to France.

5:45 PM  

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