More Lies from Lying Liars

Evil Republicans will stop at nothing, including lying about the record of a confirmed war hero. Pathetic.

Here is the real poop about John Kerry’s fitness for command:

Every member of his own crew – the people who know him best and served the closest to him – support his candidacy.

The book “Unfit for Command,” is a smear campaign brought about by jealous wannabes with a conservative political agenda. Shame on you all. And poop on you, I declare, poop on all of you!

The commanders who have said some questionable things about Kerry’s record – some 35 years later – are the same commanders who wrote glowing commendations of him. Either they’ve gone senile and should not be exploited a la Charleton Heston, or are big fat lying liars. I poop on you, too.

I know you conservative robots hate that he protested the war and threw away his medals, but come on, W spent the war on a golf course. I’d rather have a president who is well-reasoned enough to change his opinions for the betterment of this country than a president who so blindly clings to his ideology that he’s forsaken the most basic American values. Who is really unfit for command? And unfit to for me to even poop on. To poop on such an inarticulate monkey would be an insult to poop. You give poop a bad name, George W.

MoveOn has a petition to send to W about these new lies. Not that he’ll read the petition, because well, he can’t read.