Esther's Vagina

I really want Madonna to get back on stage and act some more. So I had an idea last week... what if she were to do her own version of "The Vagina Monologues" off Broadway?

Then I realized that with Madonna's vagina, you're never alone, so it would have to be called, "The Vagina Dialogues."

But dialogues implies two voices, which made me think that with her, it's not that you're never alone, but that there's usually a party going on down there. So I'd like to suggest that Madonna get back on stage with a one-woman play called, "The Vagina Chorus."

I'm a big fan.