Michael Moore Makes Rumsfeld's Nipple List

The wild opening weekend box office success of Michael Moore's documentary, "Farenheit 9/11" has garnered the writer-director the highest spot on Donald Rumsfeld's list of "Nipples for to Meet My White Hot Pliers." As the auteur who lately delivers the most pain in Rummy's ass, Moore has edged out Babbs Streisand ("Yentl"), Trey Parker ("Southpark"), and Mel Stuart ("Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory") for the top spot in that category.

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By the way, I saw the film opening night. If half of the allegations in it are true, the scaffolds might have to be constructed in DC for some war profiteering hangings (an observation by my friend, Jeff). -- Thom