Saturday, June 26, 2004

Michael Moore Makes Rumsfeld's Nipple List

The wild opening weekend box office success of Michael Moore's documentary, "Farenheit 9/11" has garnered the writer-director the highest spot on Donald Rumsfeld's list of "Nipples for to Meet My White Hot Pliers." As the auteur who lately delivers the most pain in Rummy's ass, Moore has edged out Babbs Streisand ("Yentl"), Trey Parker ("Southpark"), and Mel Stuart ("Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory") for the top spot in that category.

Other list makers:



By the way, I saw the film opening night. If half of the allegations in it are true, the scaffolds might have to be constructed in DC for some war profiteering hangings (an observation by my friend, Jeff). -- Thom

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I find that sexually arousing.

4:25 PM  
Blogger God of History said...

I should have guessed you would see that commie movie on opening night. Did you wear your bullet proof vest, or hide behind baby strollers? It might become important to maintain a LOW profile with a minimal target cross section if you keep seeing these anti-patriotic movies.

A REAL American would have saved his money for the upcomming Spidey II.

9:00 PM  

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