America Finally Gets It Right

A majority of Americans finally say the illegal invasion and imperial occupation of Iraq by U.S.-led forces was an idiotic move by an inarticulate monkey, according to a USA Today/CNN/Gallup Poll released on yesterday.

54 percent said it was a mistake to send U.S. troops into Iraq.

55 percent said the war has increased U.S. security risks, making the world less safe from terrorism.

100 percent of current U.S. Presidents surveyed could not spell "U.S." or "Iraq."

John Kerry's fabulous hair was not available for comment.