The 24-Hour Super Lewinsky Buffet

Surprisingly, Monica Lewinsky (or as a Polish lady in Italy once corrected me, Levinska) is not too happy with Bill Clinton's memoir. True to form, when describing her feelings she spoke in food analogies:

"... I did, though, at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the presidency."

"Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert," she was quoted as saying.

Poor Monica. Never understood. No one will ever know the love you and Bill shared.