Riddick and White Chicks Head-to-Head in Oscar Race

The Chronicles of Riddick and White Chicks are duking it out for last place in this year's Oscar race.

Both movies feature protagonists covered in puffy Latex meant to resemble human flesh. Wait, nevermind, that's apparently Vin Diesel's actual skin.

Both are a non-stop laugh riots, intentional or otherwise.

Both are an inspiration to thousands of illiterate high-school drop-outs nationwide who now believe they can be big-time Hollywood screenwriters.

And the winner is ...

Dodgeball.