Friday, June 25, 2004

Riddick and White Chicks Head-to-Head in Oscar Race

The Chronicles of Riddick and White Chicks are duking it out for last place in this year's Oscar race.

Both movies feature protagonists covered in puffy Latex meant to resemble human flesh. Wait, nevermind, that's apparently Vin Diesel's actual skin.

Both are a non-stop laugh riots, intentional or otherwise.

Both are an inspiration to thousands of illiterate high-school drop-outs nationwide who now believe they can be big-time Hollywood screenwriters.

And the winner is ...

Dodgeball.

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Blogger Jackie O said...

Dodgeball is the worst piece of turd that has come out of Hollywood in years. I wanted to hit my head against the wall until my brains would start pouring out my nose. I had tequila shots beforehand and it still sucked.

Saw Napoleon Dynamite on Sunday. Awesome. Napoleon took some fashion pointers from young Turner.

11:42 AM  

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