Friday, October 10, 2008

Immaculate Shark Sign of End Times

This is it. Show's over folks. I'm certain somewhere in the section of Revelation about the oceans boiling and the four horsemen wreaking havoc, John described sharks having virgin births as a tell tale sign of the End Times. It was something about the Holy Spirit getting all Troy McClure with the fishes of the sea and opening the seventh gate.

Nostradamus was more specific when he described in several quatrains how "one Rich'ard, son of Bran, shall lay with the toothy blue tip, and by his seed, as the Lord did with Maria, bring holy shark unto the sea..."

(A fitting subject for our 666th blog entry.)


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