Zombie Chronicles

MTV has tapped Rob Zombie for a new series called “Zombie Chronicles.” That is all I know. I don’t know if it’s an Ozzie-style reality show or if there will be actually zombies involved (as opposed to hairy middle-aged men covered in grease paint and white chalk pretending to be zombies while ripping off songs from Nitzer Ebb). If there are real zombies, has anyone considered the consequences should these zombies escape and eat the brains of the MTV development executives. Oh, wait, what am I saying, that would require brains located somewhere inside of an MTV exec when we all know they're filled with silicon and Yoohoo. Nevermind.