Reagan Dead for Years?

How’s this for a conspiracy theory to chew on... Ronald Reagan has been dead for three years and it was just announced this week to trump all the momentum John Kerry has gained in the polls and to distract from the Iraq quagmire. Did anyone see the body? Has anyone seen Reagan in the last three years? Nope, ‘cause he was dead, he was deceased, departed, passed over, gone to the place where only John Edwards can hear you, playing canasta with Beelzebub, in the deep deep sleep.